geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

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howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
ANOTHER Alternate Version of my Harry Potter Next Gen What Ifs:
  • Harry: You named your child Scorpius Hyperion? Really? And I thought Malfoy was bad enough!
  • Draco: Yeah, like you can talk; you named your child after Snape.
  • Ron: Still don't get why you did that...
  • Harry: Hey, I had my reasons! And Scorpius Hyperion is still a terrible name!
  • Draco: Albus Severus is objectively worse.
  • Harry: But –
  • Draco: No. You, of all people, do not get to criticize my name choices. You lost that privilege when you named your child after Snape. Snape!
  • Hermione: I hate to admit it, but Malfoy's right...
  • Ron: I agree...
  • Harry: Hey, whose side are you on?!
  • Hermione: The side that advocates for NOT naming your children after abusive teachers.
  • Ron: Who threaten to kill students' pets...
  • Hermione: And verbally abuse students who are just doing what you asked...
  • Ron: And willingly joined the Death Eaters despite having a Muggleborn friend...
  • Hermione: And hate students just because of their parents...
  • Ron: And are just generally terrible people...
  • Harry: Hey, he loved my mum, okay?
  • Draco: But – but that reason doesn't even make sense! Shouldn't that just make you hate him even more, since, despite being her child, he treated you so badly?
  • Ron: And also just because your most hated teacher mooning over your dead mum is just creepy?
  • Hermione: And besides, if he loved her so much, then why did he LITERALLY join a terrorist organization with one of the main goals being to exterminate everyone of her race?
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: I need to rethink some major life choices.
  • Draco: Welcome to the club...
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL


Women Mothers

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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